Letterman Top 10

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Oops, time for Oprah. :rollin:
http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/

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Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear From Your Accountant


10. "Listen, I'm not good with math"

9. "The good news is you're getting a huge refund -- the bad news is you'll have to hide in Costa Rica for a while"

8. "I'll gladly waive my fee for a night with your wife"

7. "Hey, get me a drink!"

6. "Do you have any dedemptions or exuptions or whatever?"

5. "Relax, everything here will be fine -- I used to work for Enron"

4. "Screw the computer -- I do all my work on an Etch-A-Sketch"

3. "What's your rush? The deadline is June 15th, right?"

2. "You can't claim yourself as your own spouse"

1. "I was late filling your return so I could appear on Letterman"