Y2K problem.

[Ville]

;-)

TO: All Personnel
RE: Y2K Conversion

The team has finally completed the three years of work on time and on
budget. We have gone through every line of code in every program for all
systems. We have analysed every database and data file, including backups
and historic archives, and modified the data to reflect the conversion of
Y's to K's.

We are proud to report that we have completed the Y to K conversion work. We
have now implemented the changes in all programs and data to reflect the
following new standards: Januark, Febuark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk,
August, September, October, November, December, and Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak,
Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak.

I trust that this modification is satisfactory, because to be honest, none
of this Y to K problem has made any sense to us. But we understand it is a
global problem, and the team is glad to help in any way possible.

Speaking of which, what do you think we should do next year when the
two-digit year rolls over from 99 to 00?

We will wait your direction.

Regards,

Team leader Y to K conversion team

[Tuomo]

>Speaking of which, what do you think we
>should do next year when the
>two-digit year rolls over from 99 to 00?

Well, the globe will blow up anyway (mostly because of all the nuclear weapons etc.), so it really doesn't matter what you plan for your final days here.

Just have a break.

By the way, you totally forgot computers' keyboards. What shall I do with this Y button, which I don't seem to need anymore?